My local representative declining $2,000,000 from the oil lobby after I called him and told him he was being a very bad boy

CLAYTON KERSHAW 💪 3,000 CAREER STRIKEOUTS!

Your light will always shine.

Diego Luna three years ago at El Paso Locomotive FC in the USL Championship vs. Diego Luna in 2025 leading the USMNT to a Gold Cup final 🇺🇸 What a story 👏

Bobby you will be missed. Prayers to his family. Huge guy with a huge heart. #2005forever 💔

This company has fallen so far. So far.

You think they give an intern the keys to an account with international brand recognition and 58 million followers?

I just want to get this straight. The conservative controversy around Superman is that… he’s the good guy in the movie, has a comic-accurate origin as an immigrant, and he’s nice to people? So they just hate the character Superman? It’s like being mad at Batman for making plans.

Told you're going to get put in the lake. Get put in the lake. Guy holds you while he beats your face so comfortably that he narrates it. Then picks you up and tosses you to safety. You cannot get beat more. How can that guy go home to his family? He has to leave Canada I think.

GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device

this is how you know it's good

It's hard to imagine we could fuck up youth sports more than we have but let's not stop trying.

i like to talk to other big boys on my computer about comic book movies because we are experts on being real men

I’m a crazy Superman fan and this was terrific. Not perfect, but the feeling of Superman is back. Uplifting, bright and positive. It’s so worth going back to the theater.

After watching The Office told 100 different ways over a century..."so this Jim guy likes the receptionist? How were we to know that?"

Because we know and exist in the world the Kents are in- we don't know what Krypton is like or their moral codes. How do you not get that?