// Okay but Andy had zero reason to be this pretty

Nobody tell my dad I think his music is cool.

DragonForce fucking rocks, dude. Wish I could do covers, but I think my hands and arms would just... die if I tried.

( CACKLING )

I am going to be physically ill, my dad has been eating Cocoa Puffs with whiskey instead of milk for the past few days...

// idk what to do with this account tbh lol

Word.

Not my dad telling me to get a girlfriend 😭

Whoa... think I got the hots for a dude 😳

Damn 😔

Happy Father's Day to my old man. He's doing his best.

I still can't believe my father disowned me because I said smoking weed was overrated.

Ew... who the fuck is smoking crack???

...I crumble at the slightest ounce of cuteness, I swear.

...the hell's wrong with groups that are like mine?

Nah, man. Don't sit here and double back on what you said. What's so bad about emo bands?

I feel like I'm the most dorky and nerdy rocker on the damn planet, man. I play D&D, I play video games like Zelda and Metroid, I like playing puzzle games like Tetris, I write stories and shit, I draw and paint, and I love learning about animals? Yeah, I'm a big fucking nerd.

Rhapsody of Fire is pretty goddamn good. Power metal in general is pretty fucking good.

My old man keeps suggesting I go get laid...