Hi Swamp. Which team has the worst percentage against North Melbourne and West Coast combined since the start of 2022? Please tell me it's Essendon.

The CEO has had his fair share of fine afternoon teas at local cricket, but absolutely nothing compares to the afternoon tea served up today in London at Theatre Royal at Drury Lane. Scones (with jam & clotted cream) were the best he's ever sampled. #CanteenWatch

Hey, nice beaver!

'Two minutes noodles boiled in the hotel room kettle for tea tomorrow night then darl?'

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Sunderland 'Til I Die may need another series commissioned after this. Absolute scenes. Sport. The best.

Another supposed 'footy expert' getting sucked in the Bombers after few wins against average teams. Hawthorn won their flags, completely bottomed out, and are already good again while the lightweights from Tullamarine remained mired in mediocrity and will be for years to come.

The chip flavour you never knew you needed.

One of television's all-time great characters. Will have a beer after work for you tonight Mr Peterson. #RIPNorm youtube.com/watch?v=VXED2A…

The kids in charge of this gutter rag have thrown the toys out of the cot again.

If you were a free agent forward, and Essendon were chasing your services, you would flat refuse to meet with them. The Butchers of Bomberland in full flight tonight. #AFLDonsTigers

I'd back Glenn McGrath to hit a target more often than Andy McGrath at the MCG tonight. #AFLDonsTigers

John Ralph being the hypothetical doctor at 3/4 time can get in the bin.

The Angus and Stu Clarke interview just then on Fox has put a bloody big smile on my dial. What a cracking family. #AFLDonsTigers

Hitting the highway up to Launceston tonight as the NW Thunder face a must-win game v Ringwood to stay in touch with the #NBL1South top eight. Join Moo Sturzaker and I on the live stream call from Elphin via the NBL1 app or website from 7.30pm.

Poms get a trophy and medals for winning a one-match Test series v Zimbabwe. Did the Zimbabweans get purple elephant stamps for competing? Fucking spare me!