no press money wey you no get o! -boyle’s law

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

What do the Bembas say about elders seeing seated what the young can’t see standing? Whenever you can, learn from the tired, old scripts of common scenarios. Patterns don’t lie. You don’t have to have your own personal experiences or wait to learn at great and irreversible cost.

Someone saw potential in you but you ruined it with your WhatsApp statuses

your “high standard” na to find man wey get money no be to even make money, okay.

Dutch woman? Shey I told you people that I woke up around 1 or 2am with police telling me she wants me out. Person wey me and am just knack within 24hrs. Three years ago was funny. I no do any oyibo again for life!

Anytime I look at a mirror I can see the light has left my eyes, i be like ww2 soldier +234 💔

Picture this. You are 23 with a 9-5 earning 200k every month. All your friends from Uni and Secondary School never have to japa. Afrobeats Festival in grassy Taraba state. Last year was Enugu. 15 friends. Train ticket is 2k per person. Ticket to the show is 5k.

Being in a failed state at your prime is truly devastating.

I will never tell you “I love you” or “I miss you” when it's not true, and you can never force it out of me.

girl set camera dey shake nyash in her undies, you still dey chase her for true love e get boys wey be generational fools

The scariest thing about Nigeria is not even the problems, it’s how normal everything is starting to feel

But omo Jos babes dey actually grind oh, most Plateau women I know own legit businesses and don't even do all these married men things...

from my papa house to my wife house, i no dey rent any mumu house.

I withdraw every negative statement I have made about my future, and I speak favor and purpose over my life…Amen!

even if na one Bible verse, try read today.., you no be devil.

Niggas no fit comprehend male and female friendship 😂 “you suppose dey chop this girl” nigga shut the fuck up 😂

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

Peace & USDT be unto me

no use constant begging irritate ppl wey actually care for u. we’re all humans dawg it gets to a point.