Juries are randomly selected members of the public. Men and women from all walks of life and all political backgrounds. Only a moron of irredeemable proportions would even think of suggesting that a jury verdict represents some deep state “two-tier justice”.

#bbcnews Is that asteroid, you know, the alien spaceship, on a collision course with Earth yet? Would the BBC tell us if it was? #3IATLAS

#bbcnews 20 mins on Trump - Putin talks.. And nothing new has been learned.. What a bloody waste of time..

#bbcnews One was a jury case, the other pleaded guilty.. Turns out Reform don't understand the justice system..

.Chris Philp MP - you were never the sharpest tool in the #Conservative toolbox but this goes beyond ignorance. A jury acquitted him. You know the difference between someone pleading guilty & a jury delivering a not guilty verdict. You’re fishing for votes at the bottom of the

If Kemi Badenoch was a serious leader of the opposition she would sack Chris Philp MP tonight, but she is not so she will not.

#bbcbreakfast Why have they given Putin a comedy voice?

#bbcbreakfast It was a great meeting.. We met some great people.. And President Putin reminded me of the photos he has of me in Moscow..

#bbcbreakfast

#bbcbreakfast It's not really shoplifting.. It's bare-faced looting..

#bbcbreakfast Putin speaks perfect English.. He just refuses to do so..

#bbcbreakfast He was seen making slide trombone motions with his hand later..

#bbcbreakfast I saw a woman shoplift two bottles of whisky from the local co-op.. I chased after her and finally caught up with her in the local park.. Where we shared the spoils..

#bbcbreakfast There won't be peace until Putin is replaced..

#saturdaykitchen I don't know this celebrity guest..

#saturdaykitchen I don't know why I watch this programme.. It always ends up boiling my piss..

#saturdaykitchen Which should never happen on a cookery show..

#saturdaykitchen Marcus "Small Holding" Waring..

#saturdaykitchen umami!

#saturdaykitchen I like all the crisp flavours.. Ready Salted.. Cheese and Onion.. All the crisp flavours..