6.22 am today. Pete Morgan: "The new GDP figures will be out today. GDP stands for Gross National Product."

6.31 am today. Kevin Pashley: "Bailiffs will be barred from harassing people who OWN money."

Today: Adrian Golberg, Noos, noos and yet more noos!

Today, Adrian Goldberg commenting on the snow. "Age is no barrier, any of us can go arse over..... Oops, sorry for that."

10.00 am John Collins: "Lad's mags should be placed one and three quarter metres above the floor." (Shouldn't that be 1.75 metres?)

10.06 am Nick Conrad: "As we heard in the news, lad's mags should be positioned five to nine inches above the floor."

12.30pm B'ham City fan: "I came from Wales to B'ham 35 years ago," Richie Anderson: "So do you commute from Wales all the time now?"

11.25 Adrian Goldberg: "Let's hear a bit from the Destroyers" (Music plays) "Well that wasn't the Destroyers but it could have been them!"

11.27 Adrian Goldberg: "We've got a second snippet now..." (Long silence) "Oh no we haven't. I thought we had!"

6.16 am Kevin Pashley: "The Education Sekkertary Michael Gove..." (Oh come on, Kevin, just call him the Education Chief)

Sunday 10th Feb. Oh dear! Ed Doolan's show filled with embarrassing pauses and speaking over another presenter. Call it a day, Ed... Please?

3.21pm today. Danny Kelly: "... an Italian restauranter..." (No word in the English language as restauranter). You mean RESTAURATEUR.

Sun 17 Feb. Ed Doolan, desperate to show he's not too old to be on air, introduces an 87 year old DJ. Turns out the old guy isn't kosher!

Only 6 days to go to Ed Doolan's Sunday show. It's getting worse every week. Too painful to listen to.

Come on Franksy, you should know better. The word 'longevity' is pronounced lonjevety not long...

Kevin Pashley announced on the news: "Cyprus has accepted a £10m bailout." (No Kevin, that's small change. You should have said 10 billion!)

6.24 am. Daz Hale: "And you burn your 'tong' on the baked beans."Daz, 'Tongue' is pronounced 'tung'. It rhymes with rung.

6.23 am Johnny Palmer: "I've only been to West Australia, Sydney, Melbourne etc". (Johnny, we call that East Australia!)

2.15pm. Paul Franks, "Let's hook up with Richie Andreson" ...........long, long silence........... Richie Anderson, "Oh shit!"

2.16 Paul Franks, "Sorry for Richie Anderson's faux pas. The pressure is getting to him."