🚨NEWS: skim beeble wins CORT Cup Series race at North Wilkesboro. He extends his points lead over BASTARD teammate Junk Knuckles to 69 points.

todays BASTARD fun fact: a BASTARD driver has won every CORT race in history!

this Kevin Lepage Driving Experience was a total rip-off

turbo WINS!!!!

ready too race kansas

bastard post race report for kansas #86 jim p5 #40 turbo p24 #19 steve p28 kansas

My CORT recap S:28 F:5 Apparently just because I reversed on to the track last week and pulled directly in front of traffic I had to start this race with an EOL? I've contacted several lawyers. I did have fun tonight though, don't tell them that.

ready for racing

steve has finished 2nd in the first race behind the 7-el*v*n car

didn’t win I think

AND HE HAS DONE IT

OK we’ll make our own graphic. congrations to turbo on doing the unthinkable. the first CORT driver to finish in all 43 spots after a gutsy 42nd place finish at talladega

life is unfair

WINNNER!!!!

he done it

turbo 9th

turbo eigth

now hiring new driver

The world is in sepia.