Those were the days! Rusty cars with an indoor water feature when it rained. Mahogany dashboard air bag. Engine block and your face crumple zone. Non-safety glass to make sure kids without seat belts didn't stand a chance of survival as they flew through the windscreen.

Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug Nobody went for walk after lunch, we spent all weekend under the car, fixing it !