Befriended a wild fox while watching the sunset on a beach today, life's pretty wicked if you let it be.

Honestly, you don't even need to sweat to feel a lil endorphin drip, you just need the breeze and a sunset once in a while

I am yet again, pointing out how easy it is to oppose something so much, so vigorously, that you become the thing you oppose.

Gotta hit the KGB jaunt

Dudes probably sipping Starbucks, voting for higher barista wages, looking at an iPhone, complaining about fascists, living in a wolrd built by child slavery, virtue signaling that they're any better than the rest of us. Hell yeah 2025!

Also how i waste my time on this platform mostly

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot

I'm just gonna start claiming squatters rights in every 55+ community i find listing their real estate with the rest of the market. You wanted to isolate, go enjoy your $65,000 listing away from my generation please.

3 white Americans from New Hampshire when they hear somebody say "gracias" in the most American accent possible:

Again, America's average intelligence quotient is currently "borderline disabled" with almost an entire quarter of our adult population being effectively illiterate. America NEEDS immigrants and Americans need to become immigrants to be smart.

"The people spreading propaganda"

Also, maybe a lil

Tridacna gigas grows up to 700+ pounds, but also, that is why we farm almost all commercial shellfish. Less effort for me, less impact on wild populations and their ecological footprint.

I will purposefully tie my tea bag to my cups handle for easy sippies, but I will also be upset at my previous night's self in the morning because my tired fingers can not untie the bag. That is also, basically, the plot of Mickey 17.

Life imitates art

It is kinda funny to me how many Americans want to talk about immigration without even knowing what an I-129F form, k-1/2/3, or b-2 visa even means. You just gotta like let them get the yappies out and change the subject before it gets too technical.

farmers when disease strikes their livestock:

There are 9 billion people on this planet and 120 of them are oligarchs. That math ain't mathin.

NOOOO, you mean to tell me, American Media is pushing entirely fear mongering propaganda to dehumaize our southern neighbors so we can steal their good corn for less money after we finish fucking up the middle east with the exact same equation?