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AzureBookwyrm

@azurebookwyrm

36 dude, mix-match of mechanics, history and boring office stuff.
97% of my tweets are shitposts. Cheers!

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calendar_today31-12-2018 17:10:17

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Guys, be extra careful! It doesn't take ✨Nightwing Powers™✨ to think twice before replying to a dm. Stay safe, stay vigilant. 🖤

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Elderberry spent her first night with me and I have to say, it was incredibly nice: a happy hatchling's mind basically radiates pure contentment... Until she gets the slightest bit hungry, then she goes to full "OH MOONS I'M GONNA DIE" mode. Gives me pretty wild mood swings ngl

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Imagine stealing eggs, getting the dragons of old so mad they collectively decide to wipe out your civilization and then spend the following 5000 years painting US as the villains.

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I did a video call with Gharial to introduce him to Elderberry and I had no idea a guy as big as him could make such high-pitched sounds of delight.

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This trend is alarming. So remember: if you don't have ✨ Nightwing Powers™✨, always be wary of random DMs, when in doubt ignore.

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Came to visit Gharial so he finally can meet Elderberry and now all of his sisters are congratulating me for having such a cute "pet" 😭