I grew up in Cabot Cove, and a lot of us feel she exploited our massive murder problem for profit. Maybe keep that in mind.

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

Apparently I am “worry every new little ache or pain might be something dire” years old.

this is the most accurate description of olivia benson’s hair changes that I’ve ever seen

Everybody tryna see if Rihanna pregnant again

Ah, Sunday. The Friday of parents with young children.

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

waystar crumbles, the roys go completely broke, and the only thing they own now is a little town called schitt's creek that they bought as a joke when they were kids so they move to a motel there

The Canadian Open security went Terry Tate office linebacker on Adam Hadwin Fore Play

Almost time to break out a SAD lamp in the middle of July. #nbweather #SJ

The further you are in your career, the less formal your emails get. Agree? I've seen CEOs send full emails in a subject line.

#Unattainable

waiting for a ticketmaster email

With every passing moment I become less and less capable of functioning as I wait for Ticketmaster to randomly decide if I’m worthy of joy or not

The Bear season 2: Perfect. No notes. #Forks

Anna told me that Elaine said I was one of the worst seeds she'd ever seen. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1038