Every couple days it’s something new with these deer and they antlers. Like…bruh

Have you tasted cheese?

I know that’s right.

This is very intentional. Keep talking, I’m listening.

Oh see, they really like each other.

He said “did I studder?” 😂

No, people have it. They just want to debate so they intentionally miss the point. You can’t make me believe otherwise.

I love my best friend so much. Hands down funniest person I’ve ever met.

Enough

Good to know I’m still in style somewhere.

She gone give them sheets hell tonight

It’s the fact that she obviously loves, because she keeps trying to make it happen…but it’s objectively terrible.

If you’re trying to burn fat and you find HIIT to be too hard on your system try LISS. I’ve been doing it lately and I’m kind of in love. It takes longer but it’s enjoyable, easy on the joints and doesn’t make you super hungry after. You can stay in a calorie deficit w/o raging.

Beautiful 😍. Please take those contacts out beloved.

Don’t compare yourself to me baby, you gone hurt your own feelings then be mad at me like I did it.

There’s a lot of unchecked mental illness happening in our country. They shut down mental health services in the 80s (thanks Regan) and then gave everyone access to the World Wide Web. People don’t read for comprehension anymore and facts are now second to feelings. This is hell.

Steve was, literally, so hot.

No one likes pretty people anymore. And it’s like, is everyone okay?

I was in the 3rd or 4th grade when SATC was on. Shit had me thinking dating would be fun. Surprise, all these years later I’m watching SATC on a Saturday night. “Bradshaw is currently still single and living in the city”.

…Yea, me too.