FYI few things in life as satisfying as untangling a big bunch of knotted necklaces.

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Here’s a recipe written by an actual neural net that examined 30,000 recipes. It gets the overall structure okay, but by the time it reaches the directions it has forgotten the ingredients list. aiweirdness.com/post/159022733… 4/12

Can't wait for Superbalist to add the more honest ⚪️ Realised I need the money wayy more than the dress option on their returns.

Have you heard about the time we had to do a post for Guide Dog Day and the junior sourced an image of a blind dog?

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I cackled.

GOOD GOD GIRL GETTA GRIP - the only 5Gs we should ever worry about.

Me, an inside cat: “I wanna go outside.”

There are two wolves inside you. One really wants to go to brunch and the other one is really afraid of Covid19.

Advertising people be like "I know a spot" and then we look for it on YouTube.

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British people are so upset you can almost tell.

When you're trying to be thin and avoiding all the good stuff but drowning your sorrows in meat & veg is just not the fucking same 😣

When people write 'sweaty' instead of sweetie:

Did you know that the Afrikaans for turmeric is BORRIE?