I used to baby sit him. Dude has had abs since he was three.

I’ll bring the Cheetos

Niiiice

Hey locker buddy.

Going back to sleep. Wake me up when North Pacific Pro comes back

Zzzzzzz.....(cough,cough).....what....huh....crap I forgot about this. Hey @BigFatLucha! We got some training to do bud! Get the semi truck warmed up, we got some pulling to do with that beauty. #SSWGoldenTag

Can’t wait to slap @BigFatLucha #WarTiddies like a drum. #SSWGoldenTag

Hey @BigFatLucha! We need a segment sent into the @SouthsideSSW offices by tonight for the upcoming #SSWGoldenTag event. You got any ideas on what you want to do or say?

She doesn’t know who she’s facing off against @BigFatLucha. Everyone knows we’re anything but boring. #SSWGoldenTag

I hear @SouthsideSSW has great catering. They have those mini hot dogs and bombass pasta. #SSWGoldenTag

Me? Fat? Phat yes. But fat? Nooooooo. #SSWGoldenTag

Check the #SSWGoldenTag Timeline. @BigFatLucha and I have been talking it up all day!

And you’ve done such a nice job of hyping our match up by not @ ing us. Real tough badass you guys are. You can hype our matches some more after @BigFatLucha and I beat yeah and move on in the #SSWGoldenTag tournament. Make sure to @ our opponents that we’re facing next.

So you know that you’re fucked then because @BigFatLucha is going to fuck both of you up. I’ll grab the popcorn and just look pretty. #SSWGoldenTag

Ask anyone about @BigFatLucha farts. His farts have killed more in the United States than the coronavirus. #SSWGoldenTag

Been doing this wrestling thing since 2002. I deserve a little break while holding the tag rope and sniffing some of Lexie used panties. @BigFatLucha is going to be the worker and I’ll get the hot tag and clean house!

#SSWGoldenTag forgot the #. Count this judges!!!!!!!!

No idea who they are so this tweet has no effect on me. #SSWGoldenTag

Also, #SSWGoldenTag

Again, #SSWGoldenTag