Always looking for volunteers, Professor.

Yet.

I could give you a Grimm Arm, probably. Hell, give me time I could give you Silver Eyes.

Honestly that's fair, no organic 'volunteers' have survived either implementation thus far.

//Since many in-game theme songs like I Burn, This Will Be The Day, and This Life Is Mine play /in universe/, all character themes are diagetic. Which proves that Merlot sings Lusus Naturae to herself while she works, in this essay I will-

[Pokes her head out of her lab to see if the apocalypse has happened yet.] [Doesn't seem like it. Maybe. Hard to tell.]

Nobody asked but I've successfully trained Grimm to dance to jazz music. Beowolves have remarkable tempo, not like those useless NEVERMORES.

//That "temp" pinned celebrated its three year anniversary recently

//Dying rn but when i rise I will do an actual pinned maybe probably

Impeccable as always, Hound.

"I didn't know you could feel pain. Remarkable!"

//I've had like three people say to me "oh wow I had no idea that Merlot was you, beep" like mf it's been in my bio this ENTIRE time???

The "Magic isn't real don't be silly" to "God is real and I'm being punished" to "I will steal the fire of divinity with my bare fucking hands" pipeline is real.