Someone just send the SEC some bored apes already. They jelly af ya’ll didn’t invite them to the party early

🍞Thread on finding low cap gems and not buying scams🍞 As someone who’s been rugged countless times and made a ton off low caps, figured I’d share some useful tips/tools I’ve used over the years Let’s dig in:

Something massive is coming...

Bear market tings.. never a dull moment tbh lmao

That red dildo just casually getting reclaimed in <24hrs on bitty

Ain't no falling knife in crypto any more, its a whole fucking nuke at this point

As a result of corporate due diligence, as well as the latest news reports regarding mishandled customer funds and alleged US agency investigations, we have decided that we will not pursue the potential acquisition of FTX.com.

1/ The Committee Chairwoman Maxine Waters in "charge" of investigating the collapse of FTX visisted the Bahamas around 24 April 2022 to discuss crypto and posed with Sam Bankman-Fried & his father Joseph Bankman. She even blowed a kiss at SBF (video below) x.com/bennyjohnson/s…

Absolutely insane final!

Argentina 100% deserved it. But that claw back from France was insane wtf

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I lost 90% of my net worth due to greed during the last bull run. 1.5 years later I am sitting at portfolio ATH. Let me share with you 5 tips I wish I would have known back then 🥂

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Maxine Waters no chill lmao

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FED Chair Jerome Powell says no one should assume the Federal Reserve can protect the economy in a debt default.

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$ETH is horny like its founder