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@average_biff

Member of the LycanPack and Co-founder of The Night Shift stream team. Horror games, Dogs and cookies are my thing.

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linkhttp://twitch.tv/averagebiff calendar_today03-03-2018 15:32:37

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Telling my dog 700 times a day how much I love him is a direct reflection of how many times my dad said it. #dogarebetterthanhumans

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Why do I cry all the time these days? It’s because I know I’m better than who I am right now. I’ll change, but it will be painful. Thank you for your patience and support.

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Can you drink half a bottle of jack Daniel’s in 30 minutes before bed….. hold my glasses because I cannot tweet this without them. Tomorrow I work on sobriety. Just cleaning out my closets. Streaming resumes soon.

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One of my favorite things to do is wait until my dog is asleep and jump out of my seat and run to the bathroom like a maniac just to cause panic like he does when he barks at 3am.

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My plan was to do the sober October challenge this month, but after a long day of work I decided to have a few beers. I didn’t accomplish the challenge but I did rearrange my priorities and alcohol is now at the bottom of my list. That was the goal so I’m happy with the results.

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My plan is to return to streaming this month but I still have so many projects around the house I need to complete. I’m finally getting some overtime at work as well so the return may be limited to 1 day a week. I’ve missed you all and I hope I’m not forgotten.

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Kevin loves new toys. New toys don’t love him. They last 5 minutes before I have to throw them away. Thankfully the rope attached to this is still a good distraction.

Kevin loves new toys. New toys don’t love him. They last 5 minutes before I have to throw them away. Thankfully the rope attached to this is still a good distraction.
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I worked all day on my kitchen flooring and I cannot believe how long something that looks so simple can take. I’m so proud of myself that I did it and didn’t get discouraged and quit. As Blink-182 once said…. I guess this is growing up.

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First stream back in a while and I was nervous. I missed it a lot. I haven’t play Phasmophobia in months and it felt like I never played it before 🀣 Huge shoutout to Bro Taterchip for sharing his wonderful community with me. Your fam came in clutch when I struggled πŸ˜‚