Keown: 'Trossard has two good left feet'

Ferdinand: 'He's got to be up there as signing of the season'

Did Rio Ferdinand just call Arteta an 'animated virgin'?

I'm guessing he means play in the F.A Cup beyond the 5th round

'Two Manchester sides playing each other over and over again'*

*Twice since 1871

'Burnley reject Brighton approach for Kompany'

Brighton fans:

Bit rich of Clattenburg to suggest at bias when every week he lets the contender go on his first and the gladiator go on his second whistle

Sean Dyche and Nuno reflect upon missed chances, refereeing errors and points deductions

*Ashley Young decapitates Nottingham Forest player*

Translation:

Took him 5 attempts to get in though didn't it?

You have 39 seconds to guess who this head coach is with 'unmatched experience' 😳

Emi Martinez vs Lille highlights

Rio Ferdinand getting ready to say a 4 syllable word on a live broadcast

Could have done with a penalty taker tonight

'Are you celebrating Arsenal or City's defeat more?'

Liverpool fans:

Bernardo Silva

Tough week?

In 2008 Premier League clubs famously needed massive investment to sign players like Vincent Kompany for *checks notes* 6 million quid

Dele Alli stood in the MNF studio whilst Carragher says 'Everton have made really poor signings over the years'