It’s obviously time for a four-day working week—tried and tested on, checks notes, a 200-firm sample that’s 30% marketing and NGO companies 👌

Never in my life have I wanted to short something this bad:

Every generation needs its own Enron to learn from. The funniest thing we could do as a species, though, is relaunch the Enron trademark every 15 years—each time as an even dumber company.

Never try to die on my watch, or you’ll regain consciousness to the whitest “wop, wop, wop, I’ma do my stuff” you’ve ever heard:

Imagine shipping this prime-spot banner ad on AI limitations to billions of users. Chef’s kiss of corporate logic:

This one is so funny because it’s clearly a big improvement for most uses, and the model can still output artsy stuff if you prompt it well. At the same time, multiple high-IQ people looked at the piece of ass on the right and said “yep, this is the way to illustrate the upgrade”

Makes you think 🤔

Investor updates the moment startup’s growth stalls:

Broke: dollar-cost averaging S&P 500 Woke: 5x long Greggs

Happy to see some brands still push the envelope and dare to dream BIG

I hope there aren’t any tips in the body of the email either. At least that would be honest.

I'm deeply convinced that anyone who pays for an AI summary of FIVE work messages should immediately be replaced by AI.