“..... Huh.”

.... Friday. Maybe he’ll do something this weekend. “Probably not.”

Oh, haha. That’s rich, coming from the Emperor they once had to spend a whole day searching for, just to find him snoring on the palace roof.

You say ‘were’ like I ever stopp— Anyway, shut up. I’m allowed to be lazy, unless you’ve got something you need me to do.

Send Lan-Fan, I have a new flirting tactic that’ll /definitely/ crack through her this time.

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It’s good for him, builds character.

You might be the biggest nerd I’ve ever met, and I’ve met a lot of them.

Excuse me?! If I am a nerd, it’s because I’ve spent so much time around you!

You have to be a bigger nerd than me, or else you wouldn’t have been able to take me in when you did!

IF I’M BORN FROM YOU AND SPLIT OFF OF YOU, HOW CAN I BE A BIGGER NERD?! USE YOUR BRAIN.

“I AM BETTER! Or did you forget that you never get your precious throne without ME?!”

<— Has been around the multiverse, including the DBZ verse, somehow managed to never see Shenron or any other dragon.

i made you hotter in two different mediums, say thank you.

what does he mean he smiles more. he’s literally stuck being a politician while i abuse his appearance to enjoy the finer things this country has to offer. there’s no fuckin way.

“I am literally why you have nice th— y’know what, I don’t need this headache either, I’m getting brunch too.”

“Duh. You pick the place, I’m staaaarving.”

“Oh, that’s nice. I was having a great day, too.”