When ur boss starts saying, "don't call me sir, call me Eric" My sister just find iron p@nt and wear😂😂😂🤣

Sometimes that sadness gets so deep in your heart, that you can’t even cry.😔‼️

Smiling on the outside but dying on the inside 🥺❤‍🩹is my biggest flex 🥹

As I Dey pretend like say all is well, make you sef pretend for ur side, no use ur own take worry me

Stop making yourself easily available for people who never prioritize you. You are not a back up plan.❤‍🩹

Maybe if we chased God as hard as we chase people God would give us people we don't have to chase.

The way your family treats you when you don't have money, is the same way they'll treat your kids when you no longer around.

People don’t talk enough about how dangerous settling for love really is. I’ve seen it strip people of their peace, their purpose, their health, and their careers. All for the illusion of companionship. Be patient. The right love is worth the wait🙏🏽

If na garri Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein dey drink for school, you think dem go know book? 🤷‍♂️😂💔

I am something, I am not fine, I've not eaten, I don't have data, I don’t have transport. What am i?? 😂😂😂

We are f!ghting and you hold my neck...do you want to k!ll me💔😭😂

"What a man can do a woman can do it better" oya change your boyfriend phone 😂

As a man, problem no get timetable, every good day is for problem solving.

You fit express your feelings for WhatsApp, make you go see the screenshot for Tikt0k 😂

Everybody just Wan become rich. If everybody get money who go dey fix my car😭

Because i no gree fornicate, you say I dey behave like small pikin.* *Oyah leave me naw, make i dey play with sand.😂

Since I start to de post Geh Geh for my status, girls no de bill me again

You fit hide your side chick from your babe make TikTok carry the video wey she do for your room come your babe fyp 💔😂

U think say heartbreak dey pain?? Make padlock knack u for leg u go confirm

I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pr£gnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£. And I shouted "còntìnu€ what