The reason why y'all's kids are acting so crazy in school is because y'all have them on an iPad at a restaurant at 10 o'clock at night. 🙄

Told my trainer to go easy on me today because I just started my period. Tell me why he just had me get a 140lb incline bench PR. 💪🏼

I don't know what some of these dudes ate before getting in the mosh pit tonight, but I nearly passed away from the gas. ☣️🤮 Echostage

It's wild to think I was engaged to a dude who would tell me I didn't need coffee before church because it had unnecessary calories after I had worked 16 hours the day before and didn't get off work until 2am. So anyway, I guess that random memory will be my pre-workout today.

Oh, btw, I benched 180lbs last night. 💪🏼

Reminder...and it's not a friendly one. Boys. You can get past women in a crowd by using your words first and foremost and then maybe a shoulder tap. Grabbing our waists is never necessary.

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Hey guys. I think I'm finally on the other side of this depression slump. I just (finally) took my Christmas decorations down.

Reminder that if you turn the volume up high on your headphones, you can't hear how loud you're breathing on the StairMaster.

How the heck am I supposed to go to sleep after watching this #Wankdat set?! I'm so PUMPED right now! Ultra Music Festival crankdat 🦣 WOOLI 🦣

I don't think y'all understand how excited I am to see NGHTMRE at Peabody's Nightclub on Saturday.

Go ahead and add trying on new clothes on the second day of my period to the list of dumbest things I've ever done.

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Vegas, here I come! 🎉😎

Flip flops on a man is just....diabolical.

Hey guys. Vegas is trying to take me out. 🤣

I should have known an EDM show at a club in Vegas would NOT be PLUR. 🙄

I miss my grandma a little extra when I travel on a plane. She was always my last and first text before taking off and landing. 😔

Scream singing "All I Wanted" followed by "Decode" by Paramore is so cathartic.

The amount of "are you ever home?" and "you travel so much" messages I get when I check-in at an airport is honestly annoying. Sorry I'm single and childless and living my best life. 🤷🏼‍♀️