I had a dream last night that a PS2 game I used to play was selling for half a million dollars. I woke up in a cold sweat since I still have a copy, googled it, and saw it was selling for $6.39 on eBay 😂

I'm getting closer to those intersecting every day

Helldiver Happy Hour twitch.tv/nick_martinez_

Shit 😂

Thought I got my identity stolen at work today and I have a puddle of water in my basement, happy fucking Monday man

My lower back is absolutely fucked

Happy birthday Rob, sending you all the love you big sexy Viking man Robvolver 🛒 🥰

My crossbow 😭

Tranquilizers has such an aggressive connotation for what it actually is

Go check out my stream last night to see the airburst rocket in action and definitely definitely definitely no unfortunate misuses of the airburst rocket.

Banger tweet

My thoughts on the episode:

Live now, come hang! Drop a follow? 🥹

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thanks pfizer

Today is a beautiful day to listen to Brightest Lights by Lane 8 😌

We doing the damn thing 😮‍💨

All this just to drop dead at 38 from a brain hemorrhage

Me and the lads having a spat