*Breaks through tavern wall with axe. Things catch fire on their own, somehow. There’s a roaring song, but it’s definitely not her, except it definitely is.* Miss me?

It’s really very, very hard to overstate how huge the axes are, if there‘s anything you take away from this. Just, massive. Extraordinary.

When the mushroom tea hits

❄️ Even Avvar can evidently get tits-frozen cold, so I gonna be back tomorrow…

❄️ Wait, there’s DARP Classic?

I thought I had a fellow exmatriate there for a moment. Not many of us among lowlanders.

Wakes up, crawls out from underneath three Sisters.

❄️ You know what would be nice? Not having to do the privacy-tracking google captcha every time I log in.

*silent gasp*

Don’t think ya do.

❄️ If you wanna play with me, happy to — @ or DM me. I will probably not be scanning the TL much with ME coming out so I’ll miss any general starters. You will find me at least on my space alter ego, Auska, the Space Vagabond (probs OC, not S.) The rest of the accounts you’re on your own.