I used to have a chalkboard on my wall and I’d keep tallies of the handjobs I’d give my highschool bf. Why? I don’t know

fella in my DMs called this a natural phenomenon

sunny with a chance of meatballs

staring contest

found the login for this relic burner account

booked flights to the states for next month 🥵

I wonder what judge Judy is doing right now

All I want is a consistent scene partner that’s reliable, sexy, and nasty 😒

training to get a 230kg hip thrust by 4/20 🤝

going to be unstoppable now that I can peg local. UNSTOPPABLE

wanna play catch, I got a mitt

whatsinthebutt.com

50 Foot Woman and the Mighty Clange

*gets sad*
*googles blue waffle*
All is well