Some people think I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people). #lol #jokes #funny #follow #followback #followbackteam

Space, it seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you. #fry #futurama

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And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, they caught the last train for the coast the day the music died. #amen

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'Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!' #sheldon #followback

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If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison #autofollow #Ifollowback #followbackteam

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There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton #autofollow #followme #followback

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It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. #lincoln #quote #followback #followme

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