Get back to your desk in Texas Greg Casar there’s an abuelita tryna get you on the phone

Key Learnings: A) Greg Casar did in fact marry his girl B) It was his idea for Democrats to hold up signs that read “Musk Steals” and “Save Medicaid” during Mr. Trump’s address to a joint session of Congress. OF COURSE IT WAS

Resistance 2.0 Panty Creamer Tour rolls on! I love all the national press coverage for our guy but NGL I need another hit of bedroom eyes selfie speech and some guayabera, stat. Greg Casar

<groan> Greg Casar

Ok this is legit funny Zohaib “Zo” Qadri I get ya gotta lean into David Hogg 🟧 style campaigning to hold the University Democrats coalition together on #atxcouncil but IDK it’s not really landing I think Chito Vela III takes this for 2025

I legit cant think of a bigger waste of time than whatever point Guayabera Greg Casar thinks he’s making about poor families here.

Zo shaming a business in his district with teenage solidarity actually was on my bingo card, I just got the vegan cheese shop part wrong. Way to go King 👑 you topped the Juiceland Racist Smoothie Cringe and I didn’t think that was possible #ATXCouncil Council Member Zo Qadri, District 9 Council Member Chito Vela

This is giving big “conjugal visit at a prison” energy my dawg. To say nothing of the astonishingly reductive boogeyman framing Greg Casar

While also indulging a fundamentally immature understanding of how a business generates economic value to a municipal entity. Who values vegan cheese? Ppl sanctified in the knowledge they could walk to buy some.

My kid went to Vista for 2 great summers and this hits so hard. I pray for all these families

Aaron Reitz Adam Loewy NGL This is kinda grody but still better than Greg Casar who was too busy tryna fire Elon Musk to even comment on this tragedy unfolding in his state for 2 days.

Oh snap is the BOLO TIE is coming to replace the guayabera? hella bipartisan and I am here for it…Keep they heads ringing King Greg Casar 👑