Unexpected item in the bagging area.

They see me rollin’
They hatin’

That’s strange, raptors usually shop online.

That face you make when you hear Sir David Attenborough and a BBC film crew are coming to document your mating habits.

Crocodile, Alligator or Caiman?

“Sir, have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Alright Dave, how you doing?

Ever seen a toad’s stool ?

Came across four zombie hedgehogs eating their own mother in the garden.
Swiftly dispatched the lot of them with one stroke of a shovel. 😇

I don’t think my banana’s ripe enough yet.

Mission impossible.

I’m told that cats rule the internet , I can’t see why.

Some days you’re the seagull.
Some days you’re the squirrel.

Everyone loves a belly rub. 😱

Where’s Samuel L Jackson when you need him? twitter.com/NeromemOtcha/s…

You use all your best moves and she’s still not impressed .

Just squirting my bear.
*not a euphemism

The Stella’s off.

Nature is amazing.

Gary, can you smell bread?