In a World of pure creation no One has time to ridicule Anothers belief because They are too busy living Their own 🙏🏽

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

“but you handled it so well” thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

🚨 Matt Gaetz : “There is an ALIEN Hybrid Breeding Program” Rep. Matt Gaetz on what he was told in a classified congressional briefing by a uniformed U.S. Army officer: “I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was

I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything I know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let’s just say some of you would be very surprised who’s not entirely human. That’s all I’m authorised to disclose at this time.

To the people of the United States of America

I'm starting to believe in the theory that to be success in your work you need the right mental disorder IT - Autism Finance - OCD Art - Depression Designer - ADHD Fashion - Narcissism Management - Anxiety Politics - At least 3 the above Unemployed - All of this above

Hate to break this news, but being likable at work is actually required for progress.

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

BREAKING: An experimental gene therapy ear injection has cured deafness for 10 out of 10 patients in clinical trial.

lol this is regular camping festivals if ur experienced. You do NOT wanna use the porta potties by the end of the night

i never saw it from this perspective and now im mad

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

Having a baby physically shrinks part of a woman's brain. Having a second baby shrinks a totally different part. Scientists in Amsterdam just figured out why, and the explanation involves the same process that happens in teenage brains. This is from a research group in Amsterdam

Two years from now, at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about. Send this to yourself.

There’s a TikTok of a girl videoing her bf sweating/looking nervous bc he was about to propose and all these comments from other women about how nervous their men were are absolutely FRYING me 😭

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

🪑The perfect chair for boring work calls has taken the internet by storm In just one day, a video featuring the "ADHD-chair" — designed to make any dull meeting more entertaining — racked up tens of millions of views.