new marias and maya hawke album on the same day???? what a treat

i hate when people 'dont wanna get involved in politics' or take a side like there are people literally dying oh my god

guys why did jack unfollow markiplier its like my parents are splitting up stop it

Schrödingers Flirt: where I am both Totally Kidding and Actually Flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.

wanna wear vintage polo shirts but i got no muscles so instead of cool fashion it gives 12yo boy dressed by his mum

wait guys i lowkey ate up that physics paper

oh this is gonna be so good

i used to be funny (i love rachel sennott)
kinds of kindness (greek pride)
horizon (men with mustaches)

nothing funnier than two autistic people trying to figure out societal norms (me and nova)

went to get a coffee and thought I'd treat myself to a cinnamon bun

DIDNT GET CHARGED FOR EITHER

aaannd boom scammer gets scammed

the brainrot is strong with this one (me)

revising for more than like 2.5hrs is genuinely so grueling

'didnt eve literally get created from adams rib?'

'wait they were doing stem cell back then????'

ive been on this app and discord for way too long and from way too early

i dont understand how ppl dont listen to albums

'i love that artist too' ok so just marry me then

when u want merch but ur british so its like 20$ shipping

this has got to be a crime somewhere

this album is better than Immunity but no ones ready to admit that yet