Is totally going to assume the snatcher’s talking about her. “Hey, there. Where’s my hopefully-legally-obtained present?”

“Mm, nice try. I was hoping for something... else. Non-damaged goods, I don’t know.”

“/Far/ top experienced for my liking, I think. Would hate to think of the last thing those hands touched, for starters.”

I’ve just been accused of having a dirtier mind than Scabior. Oh, what a time to be alive.

Okay, here’s the deal – I quite like his long hair. But that’s that.

Christmas clashes with my hair. Also, I think I may be having difficulty breathing given how much cooking I have to do. I still have no idea how Molly does all this by herself. I’m never having (this many) kids.

“Oh, you don’t need to be worried about that. The hair charm thing wears off the moment you speak. Or the moment I remember what you do for a living.”

Sickness and injury never rest, but healers definitely have to. Can you believe this is my first new year’s eve outside that sad, perpetually crowded hospital? I’m fine, I swear. I’m sure they don’t need me.

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“What, and have you falling for /my/ pretty eyes? No thanks. Have plans.”

I might just marry 𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒔., I don’t know.

I’m not saying that 𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒.’s new year’s resolution should be to love me more... but he needs to love me more. For world peace. Happy new year from the comfort of this grim, old house, everyone.

I’m at that stage where I’m moody and annoyed all the time and I really just want to be left alone to eat everything I want. This is great! My “boyfriend” will leave me in no time even if the Ministry is chasing him.

I know Remus was trying very hard today not to tell me to my face how moody I’ve become. I heard him mutter under his breath. I don’t know what he’s talking about. I’ve always been moody. @FatedForAzkaban can attest to this.

I think @FatedForAzkaban needs to pay more attention to my mannerisms. Obviously, if I start avoiding him, that means I need him close to me at all times. Do I have to explain everything around here?

Loves on @FatedForAzkaban because, well, why not? He’s a pretty handsome fella.

“Happy birthday, my love. I declare this entire week ‘birthday week,’ which means nothing but birthday cakes and birthday suits. You’re welcome.” @FatedForAzkaban