What a fucking ridiculously stressful day.

She’s all prepped for a trip to the wrappers! Sanded smooth as fuck, trims painted, new rear panelling! The Paradise Carriage 2.0 coming to an Old Trafford near you 17.08!!

Some fucking band. Seen them well over 100 times and I’ll never get bored of ‘em.

Had a DM on the chippy page "will the chips be homemade?" What goes through peoples heads 🤯

Fucking gorgeous

Trough lights work, puddings and pies made, batter tested for the last time. Tomorrow I open a chippy named after my Grandad, the best person I ever knew. If you’re in or around Droylsden come see me at Len’s Chippy, 437 Manchester Road, Droylsden, M43 6JE

Christ that was a baptism of fire! Sold out of puddings & pies around half 7 and fish just after 8 😅😅 Promising first day but Christ it’s a bit of hard work this chippy lark!

And you didn’t save *any* of them? And then they saved the one you took?

After 2 Fontaines t tickets for Friday if anyone knows of any, thank you kindly.

He’s met many an 8 ball

Fuck me man people want pale white chips soaked in chemicals like DriWhite don’t they? Well tough fuck off else where.

Christ why do people think they can just spout utter fucking racist shite anywhere they want? Get fucking gone you bad dickhead.

Getting closer to making its debut at Hotel Football on Sunday!

Very good very nice. Less than 2 days to go!