John Legend is singing Prince with the soul of a summer hire on a low budget cruise ship

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do

I'm with JP Finlay — The Fed is a dope name for the stadium.

With this much directional representation, you would think the team was named the Cardinals

Pochettino during his 1st game in charge of the USMNT 🇺🇸

Seems like things are going well for Tom Brady

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

😂😅🤣

I better go superviral for this...

They deleted this absolute banger send-you-straight-to-hell-for-laughing tweet

Gotta love a sports alert simply because people are trolling the #cowboys

Fuck. Now she’s gonna lose for sure. #CillizzaCurse

Imagine explaining to Bengals fans this morning that Joe would complete 80% for 300 and throw two bombs to Chase and he'd be the second-best QB in the game and Cincinnati would drop to 0-3.

Had to run to the screen like Kenny Smith to talk about Jayden Daniels’s big night! Cam Taylor-Britt said he ran a college offense. Apparently college offenses throw big time bombs to big time receivers like Terry McLaurin The Washington Commanders’ duo went up top on Britt in the first half for

Here's a handy Venn diagram of New York politicians in case you get confused.

Just noticed this guy 😂 #Commanders #RaiseHail #Bengals