“And how did you win your Darwin award?” “I was…uh…just trying to get bigger testicles…” “Oh, another bee venom fatality.”

8/10. True Peater. Time to celebrate with a gallon of haagen-dazs.

Great ad for being a growth investor.

Probably 1. CA produces most of America’s food and has the biggest economy, and film industry for propaganda. NM has the nukes. Lot of mountainous terrain to hide/retreat to. Actually if they didn’t win it would be a big fuck up on their part.

3 swings, 3 strikes.

Europesperance coded. I hope he’s having a nice life wherever he went.

And people say X is a toxic place. But where else would this sensitive 40 years young man find this support?

It’s essy when you realize that Marx’s desire not to work to srivive is very relatable, but a child’s view of the world. I actually think most women should be Marxist, it suits your nature. The reason the vote was denied to women for so long.

I hate to say it, but after the wedding night discourse...people arent horny enough

Yeah, if all the children in the world are pressing a button without understanding what they’re doing I guess I’d have to switch from red to blue.

Just went for an interview at JP Morgan. First question, “what do you think of these massive honkers?” as she undressed. She ran a nail down my arm and said, “nothing sexier than a 4ft 11 guy with a big belly and unkempt beard.” “I’m an incel,” I pleaded. To no avail.

Obama was incredibly popular because he took over at the bottom of a recession and people like this did everything to obfuscate his failures. Without Obama, there would have been no path for a Trump.

This is the most honest looking Albanian face I have ever seen. Like JP Morgan transmogrified her into a WASP. Story is more obviously fake than Smollett.

Global bond yields...

Zcash kills it at the narrative game and sucks balls as a privacy coin. I always go long via perps, not planning to own any. Probably going to have fun staying poor.

Maybe a world that cares about privacy. But as long as people prefer a feel good story to something that actually works, ZEC should print.

IMO, Hottest trends for the rest of 2026: 🧬AI augmented biotech development 💡Photonics ☎️Legacy telcos pivoting to AI/Autonomous Infra

The Brits are adopting the “when you give people that hate you power, you win” tactic pioneered by the groypers. 2KYAE.

Landlords are holy. Bad tenants belong in the 9th circle.