Did you know? In the Item Asylum x Midnight Horrors collab boss, PortABoi summons his wife, Dummelica, to fight alongside him, only for the player to brutally defeat her and revert her back into a body pillow. This is a subtle nod to the fact IA players will never find love

Did you know? It has been a total of 9 months and 7 days without a major Item Asylum content update, possibly the longest we've ever had to wait for one. I haven't felt this empty since my ex left me! #ItemAsylum

Did you know? Falling into the water in Chaotical will instakill you upon contact. This is because Xerroz filled it with brain-consuming amoeba before leaving JBC #ItemAsylum

Basil had ties to the Uncertified but they won't let me share that with you all.

Did you know? GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS.

Did you know? ROBLOX TAKETH AWAY.

Did you know? PortABoi is now real. His first course of action will be to PortADrive to your house and PortABreakIn so he can PortAKill You. Run for safety. Please.

Item Asylum celebrates its' 100th birthday today! I can't believe 1.0 was 90 years ago already... What are some of YOUR favorite memories you've made playing the game? #ItemAsylum

Happy birthday to the talented "Jayden Ketchup."

Hello! Apologies for my absence. I recently intended on retiring after my previous post but ended up blowing all my funds at ffa_casino within the first week. Heartbreaking! I need to make my money back one way or another so I have returned for the time being.

Had to go take a quick bathroom break, apologies.

Did you know? You should always punch your claymore. There's a 1 in 100 chance you suddenly obtain an insanely good loadout!

Did you know? At one point there were plans for a now cancelled Item Asylum spinoff titled "Asylum Frenzy". Not much is known about it aside from the fact you would've played as PortABoi, ripping out the lungs of innocent children on the street

There have been rumors circulating the IA community regarding the supposed existence of a boss called "Klevprime". As real as they may seem, please note that such a boss does not exist, nor has he ever existed. He doesn't even have a perfect run badge of his own! #ItemAsylum

Did you know? "Green PortABoi" also has a rare chance to make an appearance through the recently-added "Hollow Portple" item! When asked about this, Port began twitching sporadically and rolling on the floor

Did you know? At one point, JBC was developing a new ranged called "Apollo's Dodgeball". When hit by it, a picture of a piece of paper with the date of the next update would flash on your screen momentarily. The item was later scrapped because it would always appear blank.