UPDATE: Blue Jays - Dodgers is currently in a delay There’s no problem with the weather, they’re just giving Shohei Ohtani 45 minutes to warm up before every inning

Julia downed that GillyZilla. Shoulda shared it with sorry ass Yainer

Teng gets outta the inning!

Dana Brown trynna find a timeline answer when asked if Javier and Jake will return this season

The mermaid girlie looks way too young for the Bridgerton French guy. Better be checkin IDs in Tuscany! And why does Aja Wilson wear Peabody glasses?

The Houston Astros join the baseball world in mourning the passing of Davey Lopes, who spent two of his stellar, 16-year Major League career with the Astros (1986-87). Lopes, who appeared in four World Series as a member of the Los Angeles Dodgers, was a member of the 1986 NL

Who Imma Blame for Getting Swept by the Rockies • Dumbass Colorado fans who boo Altuve • bed shitting bullpen • Yainer Diaz • Jake Meyers • Mike Vrabel • Dana Brown roster construction • Sleepy Espada • Jim Crane • ERRORmy Peña • Tari Eason • Dainty obliques and

The Astros have fired manager Joe Espada, the team announced.

As a former teacher, I heard this all the time. Now this is elementary but for the most part, fights happen cause both kids are running their mouths, 1 suddenly can’t handle it and then it’s on. When a kid would tell me “he hit me first” i would ask, “So is it just Hit Johnny

TBH, just give all the CF ABs to Loperfido and Matthews. Trammel has never hit above AAA he aint gonna olive a sudden do it now

Love is pizza

Good morning to erryone except Mike Vrabel, the Astros bullpen, Jason Kelce, and Dana Brown

Cant wait for LA’s new ones. It’ll have a big ass clock or sand timer on it to symbolize all the time Ohtani needs for betting and just being “special” that he pitches and hits erry 5 games

Funny how the Rangers are diving neck deep into the messican waters considering their Texas Rangers statue hates segregation and well don’t even ask what the real Rangers did to the real Mexican and Native people in Texas. Also, do they even have anyone of color in their starting

You can take the limbs offa man but you cant take the man offa murder and snorting cocaine

These last 2 Dr Charles centered Chicago Med episodes are the best. Oliver Platt always gives a good performance

My granddaughter won Principal For the Day for reading the most minutes for her Kindergarten class and she declared they will have 5 recesses her first order of business. She’s going places, that girl

Gonna just listen to Ella Langley’s new album now

Serpico couldn’t hit the change up. Don’t let him fool you in thinking they came for him because he was a rat

Mike Fiers has filed a petition to revoke Keith Ervin’s censure “I always tell high school girls they are hot so I dont see a problem.” All signees thus far have asked to be held anonymous