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Shoulda Never Been a Houston Sports Fan

@astrosshoulda

Formerly @quallsastros. Your daily reminder that the Astros don’t have the will to win. Blame Lists and randomness. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Coogs, Buckeyes

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UPDATE: Blue Jays - Dodgers is currently in a delay There’s no problem with the weather, they’re just giving Shohei Ohtani 45 minutes to warm up before every inning

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The mermaid girlie looks way too young for the Bridgerton French guy. Better be checkin IDs in Tuscany! And why does Aja Wilson wear Peabody glasses?

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The Houston Astros join the baseball world in mourning the passing of Davey Lopes, who spent two of his stellar, 16-year Major League career with the Astros (1986-87). Lopes, who appeared in four World Series as a member of the Los Angeles Dodgers, was a member of the 1986 NL

The Houston Astros join the baseball world in mourning the passing of Davey Lopes, who spent two of his stellar, 16-year Major League career with the Astros (1986-87). 

Lopes, who appeared in four World Series as a member of the Los Angeles Dodgers, was a member of the 1986 NL
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Who Imma Blame for Getting Swept by the Rockies • Dumbass Colorado fans who boo Altuve • bed shitting bullpen • Yainer Diaz • Jake Meyers • Mike Vrabel • Dana Brown roster construction • Sleepy Espada • Jim Crane • ERRORmy Peña • Tari Eason • Dainty obliques and

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As a former teacher, I heard this all the time. Now this is elementary but for the most part, fights happen cause both kids are running their mouths, 1 suddenly can’t handle it and then it’s on. When a kid would tell me “he hit me first” i would ask, “So is it just Hit Johnny

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Cant wait for LA’s new ones. It’ll have a big ass clock or sand timer on it to symbolize all the time Ohtani needs for betting and just being “special” that he pitches and hits erry 5 games

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Funny how the Rangers are diving neck deep into the messican waters considering their Texas Rangers statue hates segregation and well don’t even ask what the real Rangers did to the real Mexican and Native people in Texas. Also, do they even have anyone of color in their starting

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My granddaughter won Principal For the Day for reading the most minutes for her Kindergarten class and she declared they will have 5 recesses her first order of business. She’s going places, that girl

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Mike Fiers has filed a petition to revoke Keith Ervin’s censure “I always tell high school girls they are hot so I dont see a problem.” All signees thus far have asked to be held anonymous