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@astrosbrain

you, uh, you got any gum?

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in my religion, anyone who uses religion to promote their interests is morally inferior and should be condemned instead, we should elevate the people who don’t do this like me

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the year is 2043. Internet-2 is abuzz with excitement for the fifth and final season of Severance, wrapping the critically-acclaimed series’ 46-episode run

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I was on set once during a fight scene between two actors. They choreographed the moves, rehearsed a couple of times, and when the camera rolled, one of the body blows landed so hard you could hear the guy’s ribs crack from 40' away. Stunts are actually dangerous even without

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looking back, I actually think the rings were pretty cool. totally impractical but cool on a related note I’ve recently come to appreciate that I inherited some of this reflexive negativity directly from my parents. like I absorbed it culturally. I don’t like it.

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so many albums I used to know backwards and forwards but haven’t listened to in 20 years the past had advantages when you couldn’t carry every possible song in your pocket you were forced to be more intentional about what you chose to keep. and didn’t lose things in the clutter

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when I was 17 I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID my name was Bryan McGee I stayed up listening to Queen when I was 17

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when the free popcorn is bigger than a family size KFC bucket and walking into the theater you look like the kind of person who buys skittles in bulk

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Project Hail Mary was one of the best adaptations of a novel I’ve ever seen. They made great choices about things to add, things to remove, things to compress, how to change aspects of the story to be more visual. And just about perfect pacing. Pretty incredible feat

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I just found out there’s a word to describe that phenomenon of accidentally transposing letters or sounds or syllables in a word. It’s called metasethis