He’s on the counter at home, eating a fistful of sugar.

You’re right. . . Eats TWO handfuls of sugar. He’s alternating between the hands.

You’re RIGHT. I don’t have any.

He’ll glance side to side in a shady manner. “I won’t try to bite you if I can get one of those.” A solid deal given his track record of biting strangers recently.

“… ma’ told me I should say ‘thank you’ when people do nice things. and since you stole them, and that’s SUPER cool, thank you.” The sugar coated paws are outstretched for candy. … meanwhile in a parallel universe, Toriel is busy scolding him for eating sugar.

// The bane of my existence.

“The whole bag?” His eyes are sparkling. So much free candy.

He’ll narrow his eyes. “You said no deals.” He’ll reach out to snag the bag in a fashion that indicates that he expects it to be pulled away from him as some sort of prank. “Fine! I guess that’s fair…”

Snores. Aggressively.

// It’s honestly really sad that the only Underfell Asgore that ever popped up around here came to adopt Asriel back and disappeared forever immediately after that. Goat Abandoned 2.0

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