Believe it or not I didn’t have this exact thought until today

The ultimate possum has arrived Thorn

You guys have been aging? What the fuck

I’ve just been floating in this empty void for like 10 years

Horrifying

Truly time comes for us all. Except for me. My wife got deleted by twitter so I kinda don’t have a kid now or something idk

I don’t have anything against possums.

Oh sorry Xitter. Pronounced like Shitter

I think that’s the official term

Oh you were self depreciating

It happens, sometimes people just explode

How is that phone still working after 10 years

Don’t explode

Okay that’s about all of the energy I have for another two or three months, I’ll be sleeping, floating about 3 feet off of the ground if you need me

Bye bye I’m always logged in though I can always be reached ByYyyeE

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

URA HA HA I’m here for my DELTARUNE revea— what do you mean I’m not in it

… saving the best for last, I see

Wrong, we can also Dreams

Mhm mhm