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Shemeshka the Marauder

@ask_shemeshka

King of the Crosstrade, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You (Parody account)

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calendar_today06-09-2023 18:41:10

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In light of recent events, let me be abundantly clear: I -LIVE- in Sigil the City of Doors. I have nothing to do with the VTT "Sigil". Thank you. *preen* #dnd #dnd5e

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Since arcanaloths can shapeshift, you never know who might be one! I might be anyone around you! For instance, I might be that sexy, intelligent, loquacious store manager, or even that ultra drop dead sexy, intelligent, loquacious businesswoman! I could be anyone! *preen*

Since arcanaloths can shapeshift, you never know who might be one! I might be anyone around you! For instance, I might be that sexy, intelligent, loquacious store manager, or even that ultra drop dead sexy, intelligent, loquacious businesswoman! I could be anyone!

*preen*
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Who in the Oinoloth's name is June Way and why in the Oinoloth's name is she getting more fan art than me while cribbing my damn style?! *ANGRY PREEN* #Pathfinder #dnd

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New power move: Sit some berk down at your table, serve them Bradford pear ice cream and tell them to eat it. It's one step up from pissing in a bottle and making them drink it. It's also not something you freaks might look forward to. *preen* instagram.com/reel/DJANvPCTb…

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So I haven't said much lately. I've been asleep! For months. Physically merged with a boulder I dragged from Gehenna (and surrounded with a velvet rope). Because that's how arcanaloths sleep. Now go away you wretched mortals. I needed by beauty sleep. *preen*

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The Duality of Shemeshka: Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine. Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab someone in an alleyway. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd

The Duality of Shemeshka:

Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine.

Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab someone in an alleyway.

*preen*

[Art by Nanihoo]

#Planescape #dnd
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Consider mortals: what's the point of dressing up in costume and trying to trick me? I have true seeing, magic to make an archmage weep, and stylish tieflings with knives. Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump to where you give me all of your candy! *preen* #Planescape #dnd

Consider mortals: what's the point of dressing up in costume and trying to trick me? I have true seeing, magic to make an archmage weep, and stylish tieflings with knives.

Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump to where you give me all of your candy!

*preen*

#Planescape #dnd
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Today is a new day for you mortal. Go one day at a time. Succeed. Make bank. Above all, understand that I will not allow you to die before you pay me back every dime that I loaned you wretched mortal, plus extensive interest! *preen* #ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd

Today is a new day for you mortal. Go one day at a time. Succeed. Make bank. Above all, understand that I will not allow you to die before you pay me back every dime that I loaned you wretched mortal, plus extensive interest!

*preen*

#ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd
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Very yugoloth line from Chevelle's song 'Fizgig' "I never meant you torture, but I didn't care that much." So let me ask you mortal, is it better or worse if your misery is due to a deliberate plan, or simply without reason? *preen*

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John Legend was obviously singing about me in his song, "You Deserve It All" I am indeed the gift that keeps on giving! -I- deserve it all! Gimme gimme gimme mortals! Bring on those early 'lothmas gifts!

John Legend was obviously singing about me in his song, "You Deserve It All"

I am indeed the gift that keeps on giving! -I- deserve it all!

Gimme gimme gimme mortals! Bring on those early 'lothmas gifts!
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A random day in Gehenna... Arcanaloth 1: I know you're on contract with Pazuzu while secretly on Mammon's payroll. Arcanaloth 2: I absolutely am not! Arcanaloth 1: Yes you are and I want a cut! Both of them: *GEKKERING INTENSIFIES!* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

A random day in Gehenna...

Arcanaloth 1: I know you're on contract with Pazuzu while secretly on Mammon's payroll.

Arcanaloth 2: I absolutely am not!

Arcanaloth 1: Yes you are and I want a cut!

Both of them: *GEKKERING INTENSIFIES!*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e