In light of recent events, let me be abundantly clear: I -LIVE- in Sigil the City of Doors. I have nothing to do with the VTT "Sigil". Thank you. *preen* #dnd #dnd5e

Since arcanaloths can shapeshift, you never know who might be one! I might be anyone around you! For instance, I might be that sexy, intelligent, loquacious store manager, or even that ultra drop dead sexy, intelligent, loquacious businesswoman! I could be anyone! *preen*

Everything I've ever touched invariably ends up with claw marks. Metaphorical or otherwise. *preen*

Who in the Oinoloth's name is June Way and why in the Oinoloth's name is she getting more fan art than me while cribbing my damn style?! *ANGRY PREEN* #Pathfinder #dnd

Happy Easter mortals! *preen* [Art by Nanihoo]

New power move: Sit some berk down at your table, serve them Bradford pear ice cream and tell them to eat it. It's one step up from pissing in a bottle and making them drink it. It's also not something you freaks might look forward to. *preen* instagram.com/reel/DJANvPCTb…

In light of recent events... *intrinsic yugoloth misotheism intensifies*

So I haven't said much lately. I've been asleep! For months. Physically merged with a boulder I dragged from Gehenna (and surrounded with a velvet rope). Because that's how arcanaloths sleep. Now go away you wretched mortals. I needed by beauty sleep. *preen*

The Duality of Shemeshka: Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine. Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab someone in an alleyway. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd

Obviously I Google my own name. *castigating, judgmental stare* You mortals are freaks. [Art by Nanihoo]

Just remember: I'm the best. I'm always the best. *preen* #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

It's nearly Shemeshkaween! *preen* #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

Consider mortals: what's the point of dressing up in costume and trying to trick me? I have true seeing, magic to make an archmage weep, and stylish tieflings with knives. Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump to where you give me all of your candy! *preen* #Planescape #dnd

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Happy Shemeshka'ween mortals! *preen* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e [Art by Nanihoo]

It's post Shemeshka'ween, but here's something REALLY scary! #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

Today is a new day for you mortal. Go one day at a time. Succeed. Make bank. Above all, understand that I will not allow you to die before you pay me back every dime that I loaned you wretched mortal, plus extensive interest! *preen* #ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd

Very yugoloth line from Chevelle's song 'Fizgig' "I never meant you torture, but I didn't care that much." So let me ask you mortal, is it better or worse if your misery is due to a deliberate plan, or simply without reason? *preen*

John Legend was obviously singing about me in his song, "You Deserve It All" I am indeed the gift that keeps on giving! -I- deserve it all! Gimme gimme gimme mortals! Bring on those early 'lothmas gifts!

A random day in Gehenna... Arcanaloth 1: I know you're on contract with Pazuzu while secretly on Mammon's payroll. Arcanaloth 2: I absolutely am not! Arcanaloth 1: Yes you are and I want a cut! Both of them: *GEKKERING INTENSIFIES!* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e