Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.

It snew?

just took my first improv class and already panicked and said fish were the aliens of the sea

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

Dexter Morgan at 16 yo

Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.

You’re laughing. I’m fading into you and you’re laughing

i love her bangs

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

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