My body wouldn’t let me sleep until 3:30 am. I woke up the first time at 5. Today is going to be VERY annoying.

To be honest, I guess we should all just be blocking them when they say asinine shit to render those stupid blue checks useless.

I don’t feel like I should need to have my AC on, but I can’t drown out the Lisbon 500 otherwise.

As I was going to bed, I remembered I grabbed an alcohol wipe to clean my phone hours ago but instead used it to clean the microwave & door knobs. Had to go back downstairs to do that or I’ll forget. Can’t waste a fresh alcohol wipe, so i had to clean all the remotes too.

First dog floof of the season.

Literally having children in America is very expensive lol.

no wonder my sneezing stopped.

pastina Monday.

Tomorrow's game is at 8:30? JFC.

How dare women be casual and comfortable. As if men haven't been seen out in t shirts and shorts (or jeans) for decades.

My mom: For mother's day, I'd like to plan a time for me to get lunch or dinner with just my three daughters.

Yeah, that's totally no problem with me living 6 hours away.

I could have sworn last April-Dec we had weekly recycling pick up.

Ugh, SERIOUSLEIGH?

wrong app.

lol so real.

Starting to question if I even like basketball.

Just like the commercials.

Jesus Christ, i would choose a bear over the male burger fans of Saint Louis.

I am so hungry but I am tired of doing dishes so I need something delivered and nothing sounds good and I’m probably being dramatic but I may die.

Nothing ever changes.