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AshValeCommuter

@AshValeCommuter

Ex-commuter. I used to complain about trains.

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calendar_today20-06-2018 17:43:54

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Just another day on Facebook Marketplace πŸ™„.

She read my message at 11:30, but couldn't be bothered to say the time wasn't suitable or that she didn't want it anymore.

Don't know why I bother for such small items. Might as well put them in the bin! 😑

Just another day on Facebook Marketplace πŸ™„. She read my message at 11:30, but couldn't be bothered to say the time wasn't suitable or that she didn't want it anymore. Don't know why I bother for such small items. Might as well put them in the bin! 😑
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Sigh.

Yet more anti-WFH rhetoric.

People with specialist skills are leaving the civil service and new staff can't be recruited as they don't want to be in an office for any of the week.

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New train cancellation excuse klaxon 🚨.

Train canceled due to 'lineside vegetation'.

Did anyone have this on their bingo card?

New train cancellation excuse klaxon 🚨. Train canceled due to 'lineside vegetation'. Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
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Lolling at the time I received this opening line on Tinder.

Probably better than the 50-something year old using her 20-something daughter's photos on her profile though!

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My Amazon driver must be new. Took him two and a half minutes to decide where to leave my parcel.

He left it safely stored under my car. Whilst it was raining. In cardboard packaging.

Genius.

πŸ™„

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You know those monkeys you see in the wild, wearing a lamp on a pole from their head.

Well, thanks to Asda, you can have a replica at home for just Β£38.

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You know those monkeys you see in the wild, wearing a lamp on a pole from their head. Well, thanks to Asda, you can have a replica at home for just Β£38. πŸ€”
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Today we walked 2 miles, including the hill where he had the heart attack last year.

Seeing so much improvement in just a few days!

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Is it just me, or have low cost airlines massively hiked the price of flights in the last few weeks?

Particularly to Eastern Europe, which were usually the bargain fares.

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What a ridiculous place to park.

Completely blocking the footpath and on double yellow lines.

Fortunately they've already been issued a fixed penalty notice.

What a ridiculous place to park. Completely blocking the footpath and on double yellow lines. Fortunately they've already been issued a fixed penalty notice.
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