Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

It’s the moments that you can’t write that are the best. Just as Ben Smith was thanking the staff….

Newcastle trying to convince players to come to ST James’s Park..

Sesko is a Red 😍 🤳 Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

Opening day home loss not ideal but much the better team overall & a lot to be positive about moving forward, Cunha/Mbuemo looked very sharp, midfielder 100% needed before the window shuts! Onto the next 🔴

I’ve seen better Sunday league keepers than Onana, get fucked off & take Amorim & this wank 3 at the back formation with you.

I never want to see Onana play another game for United! Jesus Christ!

VAR is fucking shite, 4 minutes for them to say actually yeah the on field decision was correct 🤯 then of course he misses 💩.

You love to fucking see it! Anyone know why Salah and £130m Isak didn’t play today? 🙃

I think the only thing worse than fireworks is photos/videos of fireworks 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Fair play Everton but fuck me, Sticking to 5 at the back against 10 men 💩🤯

Get all your money on Wolves to get their first win of the season tonight, absolute banker 💯

Rock bottom 2 points 0 goals scored in last 5 Wolves 1-0 Man Utd.

Definitely deserved more here but fair play Villa, Rogers is quality ⚽️⚽️

Utter shite last night, Wolves with 2pts all season & we play with 7 defensive outfield players, 1st sub was Fletcher who would be nowhere near the first team if wasn’t for his Dad & the 2nd sub was a centre half🤯 we get pumped on Sunday away at Leeds. Get him gone.

Can’t wait for 7 defensive outfield players today 🙃 we go winless against Wolves, Leeds, Burnley then out the cup next weekend and he will be gone! Heard it here first 🫡

TWO attackers in that team. Rotten.

Don’t pay it and won’t pay it. You’re a mug if you do.

Gabriel was very smart by headbutting Haaland and not accidentally removing his hair bobble in an aerial duel. By avoiding 'violent conduct' he receives a yellow card rather than a red and three-game suspension. Well done, good process.

Went to Tesco this morning and the cashier told me my bill was €134.70. So I put it all back into the trolley and went to the self check out…… I got the lot down to €46.25.