I added all the missing bridge names in town to Google maps. Thank me later x

Edouard checking his phone tomorrow morning after giving Brendan his email address

hillary clinton

Logging onto twitter tomorrow after the game when we get beat 2-1 after I’ve been talking shite all week

Me after returning to the office after 10 days annual leave.

Firing my laptop up on a Monday morning

Everyone who fell for the Temu Links:

Reporter: so how did you get a big money move to Newcastle
Anthony Gordon:

alex and henry when told how many emails they sent each other:

SFA inbox on Monday morning

Asking brands in 2020 how he managed to get us Ancellotti an James Rodriguez

When you open your mailbox on Monday morning
#BabyReindeer

“How many times have you been asked about the new #ccfc kits?”

Me:

The SFA on Sunday if Rangers beat Celtic.

Returning to the office after a long weekend

Another year of this bollox and I wouldn’t have it any other way UTP.
#scfc

Fact 😂

Me asking my agent for a 'gentle update' about any news on that audition.