I would give anything to hole myself up in the lighthouse from GTA vice city right now

IM ADDICTED TO CAESAR SALAD

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Tis a BEACH DAY

This image is fucking killing me the shirt does not specify if he’s against these things or not

Fridays are for building LORE

Girls don’t want FLOWERS girls want to go to MEDIEVAL TIMES

I have GOT to be in a simulation

Jacob CALLED !
Thanks for an amazing night 🫶

“I’ve got a new tube top, I wanna cut the tags off”

EMINEM COME ON

YES I HEARD ABOUT THE EM ALBUM I AM UNWELL

lmaoooo

My therapist said I’m hilarious and should start a podcast

Off to tell my therapist about you guys