"Dad, how good was Sean Taylor." 🐐

"She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love. They became the king and queen of Mar-a-Lago, and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen."

When is everyone going to admit that this yam is truly a vegetable?

Christian McCaffrey works hard but the Madden curse works harder

There’s no other word for this behavior other than *evil*

Donald Trump and JD Vance are fully responsible for this. All republicans have to offer is anger and hate.

this is real

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One week ago, Austin Seibert was watching NFL games on TV. Today, he kicks SEVEN field goals, including the game-winner, before getting carried off the field by his new #Commanders teammates. Football!

You know who else will be hugging their kids close tonight? The Haitian parents in Springfield who are keeping their kids home from school because of all the death threats you helped incite against them.

Ryan Routh voted for Trump; donated to Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Tom Steyer, Beto O'Rourke, Elizabeth Warren; and then has tweets like this yearning for a Nikki Haley/Vivek Ramaswamy ticket — which is to say it's a bit hard to put him in a convenient little political box

this is a defense contractor FBI U.S. Secret Service CIA

You’re a nepo billionaire with a social media empire & government military contracts. You *are* the machine, you stupid cunt.

"Don't worry, Vlad. I know something that will make them forget that debate, which I won, by the way. By a lot."

It's probably time we #DeportElonMusk

#DeportElonMusk

Elon Musk deleted this tweet. But the internet is forever.

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2 of the most unhinged tweets on this site were from the guy who owns it... #DeportElonMusk