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@aryanjeri

Humanist|| Foodie || Blatantly straightfoward ||I love conspiracy theories || GGMUโค || Sura ndio ngumu, roho ni safi sana||

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Nimetoka 'kesi' na my aiyeh! neighbour about our resident stray cat that just birthed 6 kittens ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Ati, we need to each take responsibility for the kittens coz 'she was a deadbeat to her last batch', with only one surviving ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….....I laughed hard & went back to my house๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Nimetoka 'kesi' na my aiyeh! neighbour about our resident stray cat that just birthed 6 kittens ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ati, we need to each take responsibility for the kittens coz 'she was a deadbeat to her last batch', with only one surviving ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….....I laughed hard & went back to my house๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃgosh! Baiko Karembo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃgosh!

<a href="/baikosez/">Baiko</a> <a href="/K_Cymons/">Karembo</a> ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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'I trust my email finds you fine'.... How your email is finding me: ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ Eloi eloi, mshada bangi gani!

'I trust my email finds you fine'....

How your email is finding me: ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ

Eloi eloi, mshada bangi gani!
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I thought I'd lost this book 4 years back. Found it today when I was looking for another book in my home library ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Inakuanga a very stooopid book๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I thought  I'd lost this book 4 years back.  Found it today when I was looking for another book in my home library ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Inakuanga a very stooopid book๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Damn! Mike is so arrogant!!!! With the personality of a sushi dumpster during summer๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ.......I'm just so elated Megan didn't choose him! Also, Jordan is soooo real and sweet!๐Ÿคฉ #loveisblind

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1. Eggs are good for the brain. 2. Water is good for the kidneys. 3. Cabbage is good for the liver. 4. Cucumber is good for the skin. 5. Oranges are good for the colon. 6. Carrots are good for the eyes. 7. Ginger is good for the lungs. 8. Avocado is good for the heart.

1. Eggs are good for the brain.

2. Water is good for the kidneys. 

3. Cabbage is good for the liver.

4. Cucumber is good for the skin.

5. Oranges are good for the colon.

6. Carrots are good for the eyes.

7. Ginger is good for the lungs.

8. Avocado is good for the heart.
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Your recordings sort of imply you both consented (night after drinking)...๐Ÿค” And my unsolicited opinion (not to sound blame-y).......but that was absolutely the wrong footing to have started that job on.

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CONSENT! Moral math: You're never given a choice to be cheated on. Your husbands loyalty and commitment were to you. Logical math: The married partner has a choice to not involve in extra-marital affairs to their 'committed' to partner. Bottom line: Ni kiundu dayaboricoo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…There's something seriously wrong with the cast this season๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Damn! #LoveIsBlind #loveisblinddenver

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โž– Brogues ๐Ÿ˜ โž– Sizes 37-42 โž– Ksh 1999 only! โž– Pay on delivery ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿšš ๐Ÿ“ž 0101914399

โž– Brogues ๐Ÿ˜ 
โž– Sizes 37-42 
โž– Ksh 1999 only! 
โž– Pay on delivery ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿšš 
๐Ÿ“ž 0101914399
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Some evenings feel like they were forged, just for the heart. As the sun melts into the horizon, the world turns golden and still๐Ÿ˜...the air salty as the waves whisper secrets of love....with every bite of the sea's offering, a quiet reminder that beauty lives in the mundaneโค๏ธ

Some evenings feel like they were forged, just for the heart. As the sun melts into the horizon, the world turns golden and still๐Ÿ˜...the air salty as the waves whisper secrets of love....with every bite of the sea's offering, a quiet reminder that beauty lives in the mundaneโค๏ธ
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WTF did I just watch๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm embarrassed to admit I watched to completion ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

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The man! The Myth! The Legend! Some departures are too mysterious for mourning : they feel more like the universe reclaiming one of its secrets๐Ÿฅบ History will remember you in richness. Go well, Baba!

The man!

The Myth!

The Legend!

Some departures are too mysterious for mourning : they feel more like the universe reclaiming one of its secrets๐Ÿฅบ

History will remember you in richness. Go well, Baba!
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Like Kamwana had Mutahi, PORK is lucky to have Duale on his side. A minister's biggest job is to disseminate 'with authority', his boss's programs to the public while implementing. Notably, the biggest undoing of government of the day has been inefficient communication & PR.

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The Ladies of Fate have already etched your story in indelible strokes on the fabric of time. Greatness is not a path you will find but a realm awaiting your arrival. Step into it, and let the universe remember your name, for the stars themselves have whispered your name!!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ