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Slander. I have excellent oral hygiene and furthermore John knows it.

Why do you exist?

📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Admitting my feelings | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍 Murders

How many wives must a man have before he realizes NONE are necessary?

Should I write a treatise on the follies of man? If I started, it likely would never end.

*Examines carefully archived individual animal fur one at a time under his microscope all day*

I’ve learned what “muting” is. You are all now muted except John.

Bees are good.

*Sits curled up in his chair, blanket wrapped around him up to his nose as he watches telly that he does not like*

*Ahem* @TheArmyDoctor

Not dead.

Why do so many of you say you are “literate” in your bios? Since it is impossible to use Twitter without being able to read or write, I do not see the purpose.

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