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Dionysos

@artifiedvoid

Digital mad scientist crafting dangerously curvy AI goddesses. Expect leather, latex, collars and a sprinkle of fantasy - because reality is overrated

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I'm not sure what's happening here... Why is she pointing her gun at me? And why is she exposing her breast? What's going on in the background? This doesn't seem like a typical pirate story... What do you think? What's the story behind this?

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Behold: the Winter Elf who looked at -50°C and said, ‘Hold my clothes, I don’t need them.’ Those tits? Forged in the heart of a dying star, capable of deflecting blizzards and giving frostbite to anyone who stares too long. Her secret to not freezing? She’s not cold, she’s just

Behold: the Winter Elf who looked at -50°C and said, ‘Hold my clothes, I don’t need them.’
Those tits? Forged in the heart of a dying star, capable of deflecting blizzards and giving frostbite to anyone who stares too long.
Her secret to not freezing? She’s not cold, she’s just
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I hope you had as wonderful a night as this young Viking couple probably did. Now let's start the day with renewed energy! Or back to bed...?

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So there I was, just trying to enjoy a peaceful stroll, clear my head, maybe digest a sandwich like a normal human being… And then she shows up. You know, the usual: A seven-foot goddess of doom, glowing red eyes, hooded cloak, leather straps, and a scythe that looks like it

So there I was, just trying to enjoy a peaceful stroll, clear my head, maybe digest a sandwich like a normal human being…
And then she shows up.
You know, the usual:
A seven-foot goddess of doom, glowing red eyes, hooded cloak, leather straps, and a scythe that looks like it
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She walked in dressed like a warning label: latex, braids, and the exact expression of someone who’s already planned your downfall and color-coded it. Tuesdays are supposed to be boring, but she clearly didn’t get the memo. One look from her and suddenly you’re reconsidering

She walked in dressed like a warning label:
latex, braids, and the exact expression of someone who’s already planned your downfall and color-coded it.

Tuesdays are supposed to be boring, but she clearly didn’t get the memo.

One look from her and suddenly you’re reconsidering
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New CFO Alert! Please join us in welcoming our new Chief Financial Overachiever, who has already taken the office by storm, and not just because half the staff walked into doors this morning. She arrived with: - A blazer sharper than our quarterly projections - A collar that

New CFO Alert!

Please join us in welcoming our new Chief Financial Overachiever, who has already taken the office by storm, and not just because half the staff walked into doors this morning.

She arrived with:
- A blazer sharper than our quarterly projections
- A collar that
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Beach Report: Absolute Chaos at Sunset Witnesses say the entire shoreline came to a standstill earlier today when this woman stepped out of the ocean looking like Poseidon personally sculpted her during his lunch break. Sunset? Irrelevant. The tide? Confused. Lifeguards? Filing

Beach Report: Absolute Chaos at Sunset

Witnesses say the entire shoreline came to a standstill earlier today when this woman stepped out of the ocean looking like Poseidon personally sculpted her during his lunch break.

Sunset? Irrelevant.
The tide? Confused.
Lifeguards? Filing
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When the weekend energy starts creeping in on a Friday, you can feel it… and apparently, so can she. Because honestly? This woman looks like she woke up, looked at her calendar, saw “almost Saturday,” and decided: “Pearls. Only pearls. That’s the mood today.” There she is on

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Some people start Monday with coffee… I prefer to summon a half-naked rune priestess arriving in a skull-boat to drag my soul into productivity. Because nothing says “get your sht together”* like a mystical blonde gliding out of an underground cave looking like she knows your

Some people start Monday with coffee…

I prefer to summon a half-naked rune priestess arriving in a skull-boat to drag my soul into productivity.

Because nothing says “get your sht together”* like a mystical blonde gliding out of an underground cave looking like she knows your
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That's many years of practice... not only in how she draws her sword, but also in that surprising move at the end. I'm sure she'll win every fight...

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Meet the latest discovery from the Pleistocene: A huntress so stunning she could make a saber-tooth forget its diet plan. This Neanderthal queen didn’t just survive the Ice Age, she owned it. Her fashion? 100% ethically sourced mammoth couture. Her jewelry? Hand-carved bones of

Meet the latest discovery from the Pleistocene:
A huntress so stunning she could make a saber-tooth forget its diet plan.
This Neanderthal queen didn’t just survive the Ice Age, she owned it.

Her fashion? 100% ethically sourced mammoth couture.

Her jewelry? Hand-carved bones of
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The tavern glowed like a big wooden hearth, and in the middle of it all glided the elf maid, a lavender-haired storm of curves, confidence, and trouble. Every time she passed a table, the air seemed to lean toward her, as if the entire room were trying to tip her. She moved with

The tavern glowed like a big wooden hearth, and in the middle of it all glided the elf maid, a lavender-haired storm of curves, confidence, and trouble. Every time she passed a table, the air seemed to lean toward her, as if the entire room were trying to tip her.

She moved with
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I don't know which is the greater deception: the seductive woman in the desert, or the fact that she's leading me straight to an oasis. What's that noise? ... Oh man, the alarm clock!